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[11 Oct 2007|03:05pm] |
For the first three people that reply to this post, and who re-post this challenge: you win!
For your prize, I will send you a gift.
It might be something I've made, or something cool from my hidden stash of fabulousity. It might be a mix CD, or a rubber duck, or a book I think you might enjoy. A love letter, a useful object, or something else that is awesome or maybe just taking up room in my house.
Whatever it is, I promise I will get it to you in 365 days of your posted comment or less, and I will need your snail mail.
The only thing you need to do to receive your gift is PARTICIPATE.
Be one of the first three journalers to reply to this, and post this very same thing in your journal, and YOU are the lucky giftee.
Mail addresses to: benjaminPERIODbakerATSIGNgmailPERIODcom
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[14 Mar 2007|02:38pm] |
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If Shaquille O'Neil and Jack Osbourne can't point loaded firearms at your children's faces, the terrorists have already won.
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[04 Feb 2007|09:25pm] |
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Venezuela's education budget is now 4% of their fucking GDP.
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[15 Jan 2007|01:59pm] |
If some country said "depose your president and set up a new government, and we will give every man woman and child in your nation US$13,386.36." would you do it?
Cause maybe that what we should have said to the Iraqis.
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[08 Jan 2007|10:12pm] |
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6243335.stm
Just reminding everyone of the wonderful things we're doing in the middle east.
Please, just show this to someone. It's our responsibility to the people in the armed forces to keep them from unnecessary harm. It's like someone saying "I will probably die if I leave this house, but I'll have 10 minutes. If you ever really need something, let me know." and you say "Jeez, I really need a soda, but Full House is on... and tear up the road and kill the babies on the way to the store, would you?"
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[05 Jan 2007|07:18pm] |
What's the one piece of survival gear you should always have with you in case you get shipwrecked near a deserted island, or if your plane should crash in the mountains?
A piece of fiber.
Once you realize you are stranded, just take the fiber from your pocket, bury it in the nearest dirt, and wait an afternoon. Some guy with a backhoe will be around to sever it, and just ask him to rescue you.
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[01 Jan 2007|12:03am] |
On this solemn day, let us reflect upon the beginning of the new year, and how it mirrors thus the beginning of the life that we celebrate on this day. In the new York, in the city named for Jimmy Stuart, 25 years ago today, was born a mewling infant that would become a leader of men, a lover of women, and an eater of food.
Today, at the beginning of 2007, we consider his greatness. The birth of the year, a reminder of the birth of Benjamin Joseph Baker, lord protector of the universe, eater of tasty things, imbiber of incredibly strong alcohols, and master of fish, fowl, beast, bacteria, viruses, bugs, other arthropods, and anything in between that we, in our infinitely small brainitude, might have forgotten.
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[28 Dec 2006|02:42pm] |
Just when you think you're over someone...
well... in short, fuck youtube.
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[25 Dec 2006|07:23am] |
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merry fuckin christmas earth!! I hope you got some peace, cause we could use some!!
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